Tweets by Vladimir Putin:   Translated into English

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Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa .18hr

Nabokov is a great writer, but there can be only one Vladimir.

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa . 19hr

I love being an equestrian. And I have found a new horse to ride. Or rather, a donkey. Or rather an ass. An American asshole. But he’s my asshole. 

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 20hr

 tbh, I flip coins to decide whether I should get my hackers to mess with Politico. It used to be Slate and Salon, but they’re both dog-shit these days. 

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 23hr

 Chekhov plays around a lot with his narratives. Thank God, glad, I did the same with America’s narrative. 

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 24hr

 DMs to Ovechkin, all day, errrrryday, because he needs to be a double-agent…in hockey.

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 24hr

Mr. Robot is a nonfiction show, right? 

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 24hr

Not going to lie, I would wife up Ivanka.  

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 24hr

@realDonaldTrump why would you retweet my last tweet lmao? You need to read Lolita. You’d love it. ;)

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 26hr

@realDonaldTrumpyou know we’re eskimo bros right? 

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 26hr

@realDonaldTrumpdidn’t Melania tell u?

Vladimir Putin @urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 26hr

@realDonaldTrumpdamn that’s ockward. 

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 29hr

Forreals, I would go down on Dostoyevsky.

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa. 29hr

Forreals, I would go down on Dostoyevsky’s wife.***

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapaa . 31hr

@realDonaldTrumpyea I just found that out today lol. Anyhow how’s Kanye? Kim available? Jk...

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa . 34hr

I loved War and Peace. And I’m not talking about Tolstoy. 

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa . 35hr

@realDonaldTrumpI spy, an American spy lol.  

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa . 35hr

 @realDonaldTrumpWhat’s your favorite thing to drink?

Vladimir Putin@urgurlvladtoseemepapa . 35hr

@realDonaldTrumpA White Russian.

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